See you at Sbarro!

I 'm partying at an Apple Store in Columbus, Ohio on our day off. I woke up a little before 2pm and have spent all day at the mall. Seriously. Touring in a bus limits you to large parking lots and is ideal for supreme boredom. At least the bus doesn't reek of urine anymore. Tonight we are going to see a double feature, Wedding Crashers then Bateman Begins. Highlights!

I found out Russ, the singer for Symphony X, worked as a Medieval Times corporate sword and jousting trainer for 15 years! He's agreed to tear my shirt off and throw me onto the stage while Dillinger is thrashing! I can't wait.

I have a ton to write which I'll be working on over the next couple of days. Topics and photos include a frat party in Nashville, playing an old Nazi Hall, a haunted pool, Jeffrey Dahmer, and the never ending search for wireless signal. Time to go check out the food court.